Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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