So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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