I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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