It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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