susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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