i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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