dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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