Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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