i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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