WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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