some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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