My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
