You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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