Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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