Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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