you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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