Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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