So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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