The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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