Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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