Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
This house was built for laser tag.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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