Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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