Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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