i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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