I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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