Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
third nipple confirmed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
