so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
now i know why i became what i already was.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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