butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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