id be glad to
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
