dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Drunk is not a location!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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