i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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