how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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