Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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