some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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