Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Hello my rib-scented angel!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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