week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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