Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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