But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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