pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
