I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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