If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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