alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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