i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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