he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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