At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Welp...herpes.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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