she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
