Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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