In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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