found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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