so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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