I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
