a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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