im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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