walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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