We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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