idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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